Should I Laugh or Cry

An archeological team, digging in
Washington DC , has uncovered
10,000 year old bones and fossil remains
Of what is believed to be the first
Politician

Makes Sense To Me ! ! !

 Let me see if I understand all this....

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
HARD LABOR......

IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOUR CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET
HARD PRISON TIME.....

IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT
OFF OR PAY IT OFF, THEN DEPORTED

IF YOU GO INTO ENGLAND ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY JAILED AND
DEPORTED........

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY....

BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S... BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1. A DRIVERS LICENSE

2. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD

3. WELFARE

4. FOOD STAMPS AND

5. FREE HEALTH CARE?

I guess I still don't understand...maybe we need to VOTE OUR LAWMAKERS
OUT.

GO GREEN!! RECYCLE CONGRESS

Free Kittens

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk In front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing A number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS...

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the Lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

 
"Hi…. There, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have In the basket?" he asked.

 
"Kittens." little Suzy said.

How old are they? Asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." 

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats,"
Answered Suzy with a smile. 

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the President should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and
CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, Again," he said, "Id love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes Sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... But... yesterday, you told me they were
DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." 

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

 The Pope and Nancy Pelosi....
are on stage in front of a huge crowd.The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? -This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that...with one little wave of your hand? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'

-   Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs
of belonging to the Democrat Party..... as they have apparently
learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide
for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed . .. .
Bearack Obearma.

  A cute Barack Obama animal video 

  THAT  OBAMA  DUDE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT "CHANGE"
 

WELL BULL-DOODLE!   I'VE  BEEN THRU  "THE CHANGE"
AND TRUST ME,  YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO THERE!